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  1. psycho
    Member

    The beast was too strong. His animal savagery nearly cost me my life. I took my frustrations out on a lone patient. His case notes suggested he was a paranoid schizophrenic. His please as I beat him to death suggested much more.
    His confessions were illuminating. My path was clear.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:25 #

  2. choosy
    Member

    acha ;tu aap jackal aur Psycho hain.
    mien samjh gaya ...bara hoshiyar hon mein.:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:30 #

  3. ajhons
    Member

    Choosy bhai Good Morning
    Main bilkul hoshiyar nahi hon mujhay bhi batain What the hell is this.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:33 #

  4. psycho
    Member

    @Choosy

    Don't mess with Sociopath he is extreme stage of pyscho,

    @Ajhons

    it is war of mind. New folks cann't understand

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:38 #

  5. choosy
    Member

    @ajhons bhai ,
    kuch nahin,yeh apna Jackal urf Psycho hay jo aik aur naam se aagaya hay ,khamkhahh mein philosopher bannay ki koshish kar raha hay .i will take care of him.
    u dont worry and ignore his absurd post.:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:40 #

  6. ajhons
    Member

    Thank you bhai log for explaining.Mujhay dar lag raha hay, main ja raha hon.:)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:43 #

  7. choosy
    Member

    Kion ,kion ???darr kion lag raha hay /
    yeh such much ka Jackal nahin hay jo tumko kha jaye ga .
    yeh jhoot moot ka Jackal hay bhai ...
    wapis aa jaao.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:44 #

  8. psycho
    Member

    Yes u all should afraid of me that' better for u

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:46 #

  9. ajhons
    Member

    yar main samjha ye "Silence of the Lamb" wala psycho hay. Mera brain bhon k na kha jaye.Abhi main dunya main kuch dekha he nahi.Na bilawal ko Pakistan PM dekha hay, Na altaf hussain ki beti ko chairperson MQM dekha hay.

    Is leya dar giya tha

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:49 #

  10. choosy
    Member

    he he he .
    hum Bilwal wilwal ki chutti kar dein gay aur ALtaf Don ki biwi beti un ki ghunda gardi se tang aakay unko chorr kay chali gayein hain,wohh kabhi bhi siysat mein nahin ayein gi .
    waisay bhi Pakistan na Altaf kay Baap ka hay na Bilwal kay Bap ka ...Pakistan humaray Babe Quom ka hay .

    ab yahan koi dadageri chalay gi na pota geri.
    its over from now on...

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 5:55 #

  11. psycho
    Member

    @Ajhons

    Silence of the lamb main woh aik banday ka Kan (ear) b kha jata hai es liey tum apnay Kan ki hafazat karo

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:01 #

  12. ajhons
    Member

    Aby yar kis kis ki hifazat karon,Ghar main ho to ghar ki hifazat, bahar jao to mobile ki hifazat, gari ki hifazat, bachoon ki hifazat, jan ki hifazat.Ab aap nay aik aur kam barha diya hay.

    Do din pehlay he aik shareef admi mobile aur Rs 750/= ki daz mar k giya hay.this is third time with me in last two years.Ab to hifazat k nam say chir anay lagi hay.Living in Karachi is like living in lawless jungle.Concrete ka jungle

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:08 #

  13. psycho
    Member

    @Ajhons

    i spent a year in jungle once. In the dark...it’s a hell hole...covered in raw sewage, Monkey breaking some unknown mans fingers with a hammer, men die of starvation there all the time. I saw a Lion in the opposite cell catch a rat with his teeth, cause they have him handcuffed for 24 hours a day for two months. He couldn’t eat, seeing someone do that, he was weeping as he crushed it to death in his mouth. Seeing his eyes, his face, it’s madness. He was dead three days later.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:14 #

  14. ajhons
    Member

    Phir Kia howa.Aur sunaian na abhi neend nahi a rahi.
    ha ha ha ha ha.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:16 #

  15. psycho
    Member

    @Ajhons

    The lion was buried with honour in the graveyard.

    I put his body on my shoulder, it was so difficult to bury a lion

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:18 #

  16. ajhons
    Member

    Aray to EDHI walon ko bola laytay na bhai.Wo kafan Dafan ka pura saman ley ata.Bilawaja itni musibat uthai.

    Acha agay batain na phir kia howa:)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:32 #

  17. ajhons
    Member

    Choosy bhai hamain wapas bula kar app khud ghaib ho gaey.
    Ye to wohi baat ho gaye, Nawaz Sharef Qadam Barhao hum tuharay sath hain, Naqaz Shareef nay Qadam barhay to!!!!!!! ):

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:34 #

  18. psycho
    Member

    When i was burying the lion suddenly the lion jump on me and try to fight with me, I fought for an hour. at last i lock his neck in my heavy arm, The lion struggle too hard to survive but i finish him off.

    The lion is father of two children

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:37 #

  19. ajhons
    Member

    POOr Cubs.How cruel you are. Kia tumhay zara bhi rehem na aya un bachon pay.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:40 #

  20. psycho
    Member

    I think u don't know what is the meaning of Sciopath

    Sociopath have no feeling, there feeling are deads,

    Ur said "Taras na aya"

    What is "taras" in this cruel world,

    Is "taras" mean some aliens living far behind our galaxy.

    Is "taras" a creature living on Dead Planet Mars

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 6:47 #

  21. choosy
    Member

    abahi jackal aajaye ga bachon!:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:05 #

  22. ajhons
    Member

    Ha ha ha.

    Dead man alive. Wooooo, Im scared.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:06 #

  23. psycho
    Member

    @Choosy

    Who is Jackal, Is Jackal living in Pakistan

    @Ajhons

    I tell u what is scared.

    I saw a kid on the road, lost his home in fear, suddenly a bullet came somewhere crossing his head. We don't have seen any fear, the real fear is beyond our imagination

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:11 #

  24. choosy
    Member

    @Jackal urf Psycho urf Sociopath,
    tumhara naya naam bara mushkil hay .
    tum pe Psycho hi suit karta hay kion Ajhons bhai ?

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:14 #

  25. psycho
    Member

    @Choosy

    Sociopath is extreme phase of psycho, u don't know

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:19 #

  26. ajhons
    Member

    Agree Choosy bhai,sociopath say lagat hay k koi bemar aur lawaris animals ki NJO hay ):

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:20 #

  27. psycho
    Member

    Chaolo duno chutti main ne change kar k or rakh dia hai

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:26 #

  28. ajhons
    Member

    kia bat hay ap ki.Acho to ap nay bata nahi lions ka bachon kia kia howa,

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:32 #

  29. psycho
    Member

    for Three days a she male donkey came and feed the children and after that i don't know what happen to them

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:33 #

  30. choosy
    Member

    @Psycho bhai ,
    aap Psycho banaien buss ,yeh dead man wagahria acha nahin hay ...meri baat maan kay faiday mein rahein gay .
    kion ajhons?

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:33 #

  31. psycho
    Member

    ab kush ho mazay karon main ne tu kabi khushi nai dekhi

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:34 #

  32. ajhons
    Member

    Psycho is more romantic ):

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:35 #

  33. choosy
    Member

    yeeee ,Psycho bhai aagaye ,Psycho bhai aagaye ...
    i m happy ,when i am happy i can make the world happy around me ...u can trust me ,udas na hon..:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:38 #

  34. psycho
    Member

    @ajhons

    What is romance, u see romance in indian english films, a girl singing with a boys, that not the romance, films have destroy us, it time to rebuild our building

    Choosy

    I am already betrayed, i don't have trust in this world

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:40 #

  35. choosy
    Member

    uff ,kis ne apko betray kiya hay?
    kiy aap usska khoon nain pee saktay ?
    MQM se kah kay bori mein nahin band karwa saktay aap?

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:42 #

  36. ajhons
    Member

    Psycho,stand in front of mirror,you will see your lips stretch in horizental direction.This is called happiness, and joy when you see Funny things around ):

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:42 #

  37. choosy
    Member

    ajhons bhai ,
    Psycho bhai ko jis ne ditch kiya hay ,aao chal kay usska khon peetay hain..chal rahay ho ?

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:47 #

  38. psycho
    Member

    @Choosy

    This world is full of chear and liar, u can not find them, they r hiding in ur sleeves

    @Ajhons

    U r making fun of me, that's not fair, i am dead man

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:51 #

  39. ajhons
    Member

    Khon, Bhai ajj kal pait kharab hay, do din pehlay Dal fri kha li thee. Phir Kabhi sahi, lol

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 7:52 #

  40. psycho
    Member

    @Ajhon

    Daal fry i eat people in my breakfast

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:03 #

  41. choosy
    Member

    @Ajhons ,
    daal kis ne fry ki thi ?isska khon pee lo foran.
    @Psycho bhai ,
    aap tu subko kha saktay ho phir jis ne apko ditch kiya ussko kion nahin khaya abhi tak?:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:24 #

  42. ajhons
    Member

    us ka bhi lagta hay pait kharab that is liyee Psycho us ko nahi kaha saka.
    Ab inta bhi ganda nahi hay hamara psycho bhai,Smjha karain na Choosy bhai.

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:28 #

  43. choosy
    Member

    @Ajhons,
    yuckkkk,gunda bacha ;mein tum se baat nahin karta.:(

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:34 #

  44. ajhons
    Member

    Soooooooooooooooooooryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.Laikin such yehi hay.Hahahaha

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:37 #

  45. ajhons
    Member

    Choosy bhai main zara namaz k liye ja raha hon,
    inthe mean time aap psycho ko sambhalain, khain bahar na nikal jay,bohat tension ho jaye ge, jab har jaga khon he khon ho ga

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:39 #

  46. choosy
    Member

    @Ajhons ,
    go for Namaz,and dont u worry ,i will be taking care of Psycho bhai well ...:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:42 #

  47. psycho
    Member

    @Choosy

    U r kid, u can't watch a psycho

    @ajhons

    Namaz is only cure for psychos

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 8:58 #

  48. choosy
    Member

    i m NOT a kid ,have told everyone at this forum.
    i am the second best philosopher of this forum.:):):)

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 9:16 #

  49. psycho
    Member

    Choosy

    if u r second then who is first

    Posted 1 year ago on 09 Mar 2010 9:18 #

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