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@ Khan_Sahib

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Why The Dog Watches Me Eat

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Russian Scientists dug 1000 meters deep and found a copper wire. They concluded: "1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology.."

American Scientists dug 2000 meters deep and found optic fibre. They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technology.."

Pakistani Scientists dug and found nothing. They concluded:"Our ancestors were using wireless technology.."
Proud to be a Pakistani.

Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you so i created MOTHER...

Devil replied: Me too can't be everywhere so i created THE MOTHER-IN-LAW...

One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

A singh was writing something very slowly.

His friend asked him: "Why are you writing so slowly?"

Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

reporter zardari se:app k chehray per har waqt muskurahat hoti hai is ka kiya raaz hai...???

zardari:mein pakistani awam per hansta hun k mujhy sadar kaise bana diya.

Report Card Time

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said....... "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades....... somebody is going to get a spanking........."

shaikh sahib maar rahe the too shaikh sahib ne bare dard k lahje mai kaha

arey mera beeta rashid kider hai

rashid bola = mai yee hun aap k pass

shaikh sahib= oo naseer kahan hai

naseer bola = abu yee hun aap k pass

shaikh sahib= apne sab se chote batay ko bulate hoye oo sadiq kider hai

sadiq bola= abba jaan aap k pass hun

shaikh sahib ko ghusa aa gia our bole

oo sab yahan ho to dukan pee kiss ko bitha aye hoo

Someone ask a Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

islamiyat ki teacher bachon ko class mein parhaqty huye boli haan bachoo woh kon c cheez hai jiss se insan k sarray gunaah maaf ho jaty hain???

Students: Miss ..."NRO"

lol

Husband to his wife: Tum India may hoti tu wo log zaroor tumhari pooja kertey

Wife: Kion kya main husn ki dewi hun?

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Husband: Nahi yar GAAEEIN lagti ho pori!

After checkup.. Dr said to wife:" you husband is suffering from severe disease,if you don't do the following, he'll die"

Each day fix him healthy breakfast,be Pleasant & in good mood.Cook tasty dinner for him, Don't discuss you problems with him.

if you can do this for a year, he will be fine"

on the way back to home,the husband asked " what did the Dr said"

She replied: " Doctor ne jawab de dya he"

Sardar: yaar kaal ki meri biwi marr gai hoi hay.
Mian ronay ki baree koshish ker raha hoo per Ansuoo nai nikal rahay……….

Pathan: ohh is mian kon saa problem hay yara Tum bass dil mian yaa sochoo kay woo wapis agai hay..

lolzz

Sardar k ghar chor aagya

sardar ne dekh lia to Chor bhaga,Sardar bhi us key pichey bhaga
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sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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rdar: Aik tay chori utton saday naal raisaan

Fazool Kharchi

Begum shopping ker k wapis aeein tu husband ney dabbi awaz mey kaha:Begum tum zara ahtiyat sey meree kamayi karch kia kero ya fazool kharchi theek nahi...

Begum ghussay mey bolein:Fazool may hun ya tum,may ney to sirf do hazar ki shopping ki hey jubk tum ney khamakhaw safe ko panch hazar ka automatic lock laga rakha hay kia ye fazool kharchi nahi?

First Man:I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Second Man Said:Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Husband & Wife

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we
going to get more butter? They're going to stick!

Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

Two sardarji passing through a jungle and suddenly a lion comes in front of them

Aik Sardar ji ne zameen se mitti athai aur shair ki aankhon mein phaink kar bhaagne laga, lekan doosra waheen kharra raha.
Uspar pehle sardar ne uss se kaha, hun nass ve, Dossre sardar ne kaha, mein kyun nassan, mitti tay toon paaee aa.

Notice any difference

The bowler had a dreadful match which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game.

During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'

The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'